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Do you really know me or am I just an idea that you`ve built in your head?
Wanted: Someone to hand feed me Cheetos so my fingers don`t get orange..... P.S. No weirdos.
honestly I`ve never seen a tombstone that read "died from not forwarding a text to 10 people"
If we agree, I`m probably being sarcastic ... Or I`m drunk
One thing I think the world can agree upon… Any day when you can stay in pajamas the whole time is a good day.
I hate it when I`m singing a song and the artist keeps messing up the words.
Very productive day today, turd-wise
Am I the only one who thinks my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair?
Sometimes, when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them in the face.
I`m not sure how to say this but ... Worcestershire sauce
When you go in the other room I ask your dog what you look like naked.
You`re single? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. Yea me too.
I always find the "easy-open tab" right after I finally manage to tear the package open with my teeth.
Of all the people who "claim" not to give a sh!t, I`m pretty sure the guy standing barefoot in front of the urinal at the gym is the winner.
gua suka sama kamu