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In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don`t think I can keep watching movies
My parents would hide fruit roll ups on top of the refrigerator, where I couldn`t reach them. Then leave chemicals right under the sink.
I want to give up coffee, but I`d hate to do that to my coworkers.
I hate to choose sides, but if forced, I`ll aggressively side with the person paying my bar tab.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
Are you always this stupid? or are you just making special effort today...
I`m pretty sure the phrase "Did I say that out loud?" is just a way of adding an exclamation point.
Helpful Tip : Never ask the cop to hold your beer while you dig out your drivers license.
Kicking a man while he’s down burns 150 calories.
The average human uses less than 10 percent of the remote.
There`s no rehab for stupid! ;P
Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great,I know this is too much for u,so here is a shortcut-Just think about me
Strip search? ... Fine, but I`m going to need some background music.
Life is all about tough decisions such as… Getting enough sleep or staying on the internet.
Just saw a coyote next to the highway... I hope this tunnel ahead isn`t just painted on.