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Let`s sleep in until it`s time to go to bed again
I`m trying to live healthier......but I`m considering taking up cigars, since they`re still the coolest way to light dynamite fuses.
I think the guy who invented the word kumquats should have gotten to name more stuff!
Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.
Grabbing a drink after work is perfectly fine.However, you look like an alcoholic when your getting that drink at 6am.
Every have one of those moments where you look at yourself in the mirror and think "Damn if I weren`t me, I`d totally hit that."
Ladies, when it comes to doggy style.....I`m behind you 100%
Facebook`s list of "suggested friends" is quite literally a list of people I`ve been avoiding my entire life.
Having a bad day? Imagine a T-Rex trying to masturbate. you`re welcome.
Just shaved my legs for the first time since October...just kidding, it`s not warm enough for that yet.
I want to delete a bunch statuses, so if you guys could just message me your passwords that`d be great.
ooooh boy, Mother`s Day hangovers...always the worst huh?!
My New Year`s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.
Whoever said paper beats rock is an idiot. Next time that happens, I`m gonna throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper.
gua suka sama kamu