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The most common name In China is Chang, correct me if you think it’s Wong.
Will be drunk until further notice.
If it walks like a duck and it looks like a duck, the chances are she`s practising for her next selfie
I feel like being that guy that gets upset when people use the term "straight A`s". "Fabulously flawless A`s" sounds much better.
Babe, you look Hot! Is your air conditioner broken?
Imagine Ferris Bueller trying so hard not to Instagram his whole day off.
I think I just discovered Newton’s third law of Emotion: ..... "For every male action, there is an equal and opposite female overreaction."
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic.
Early reports indicate I`m gonna be drunk all weekend.
We should remove the warning labels from everything and let the stupidity problem take care of itself.
come on people driving is just like coloring, just stay inside the lines.
I will be thoroughly disappointed if the first human born on Mars isn’t named Marvin.
When 12 year old girls call each other honey and sweet heart...
It`s spooky how many kids look like their owners.