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Ladys, if you`re in an argument with a guy and there`s no may to win. Start playing with your boobs...works every time.
I need to re-home a dog. It’s a small terrier and tends to bark a lot. If your interested, let me know and I’ll jump over my neighbors fence and get it for you.
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It`s like Facebook in real life.
My new years resolution is to try to actually finish someth
I am totally lacking the "zippity" part of my "do dah day."
cofeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee... Wheeeeeeeeee!
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and barks like a pig, then I probably took too many pills.
wassup pips! :-) no i don`t mean you guys pip, get it? piping?? haaahaaa... looks like i`m the only one laughing right? well it sounded funnier in my head (-_-)
We must STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under!
"Wish You Were Beer!" Wait...no...that`s right...send.
I find the best way to get rid of headaches is to send them either to their rooms or outside to play.
I`m not lazy... I`m in energy saving mode.
if your morning beverage isn`t half booze/half coffee, you`re doing Saturday wrong.
the only way I know something is bad for me is if I like it
I thought I cracked this "adulthood" till I realised my shirt was on inside out !!!!!