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Why do they always have 5K runs for charity? Just once, couldn’t they have a sit for charity or nap for charity?
Still waiting for a "Where are they now?" episode about the Flintstones
Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles and pay to walk through a field to pick our own for $27.
We had a power outage last week and my PC, TV and games console shut down immediately, so I had to talk to my family for a few hours. They seem like nice people.
I have over 500 facebook friends, and i want to say that i love you all...except for number 376 ..you`re a real a@@hole!!
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix… Don’t drink and derive!
Dogs love you even if you’re ugly.
I don’t always have time to study, but when I do, I don’t.
People think that a girl`s dream is to find her perfect guy & be with him forever... That`s Crap! A girl`s dream is to eat without getting fat.
If you`ve ever wondered which of your friends are really amazing, you`re in luck today. :)
I am taking a shot for every “like” I get on this status. Then again, I’m taking shots whether you bastards like it or not.
you know you have a kid personality when you think step brothers is the greatest movie ever.
When I`m cleaning my room, 1% cleaning 29% moaning 70% playing with stuff I just found.
Relationship status: Just got screamed at for peeling the carrots wrong.
Two things that most people want. 1. Lose weight 2. Eat