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I heard lots of bongo noises coming from my loft last night. It sounded very Drum Attic.
Why isn’t “cheating” a relationship status on Facebook?
Screw you, regular cars that look like police cars. Also vice versa.
Behind every beautiful song is a person who really shouldn`t sing it out loud in public
The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella must have felt at midnight
drink beer ?? save water
i m not totally useless, i can b used as bad example
Let`s face it. Seeing a camel toe in leopard print tights at Walmart is probably the closest any of us will ever get to going on an African safari.
I`m tired of being the better person. One day I`d like to be the bitch that they claim I am.
My boss was all, "Do you know why I called you to the office, " and I was like, "I dunno is there a hidden security camera in the bathroom."
Odd how all the `intelligent life finding instruments` are pointed away from earth.
I`m going to stop off at the fabric store before my next status to get some new material!
I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it.
Two things everybody wants: 1) Lose weight. 2) Eat.
They said money can`t by happiness. But it can buy tattoos, car parts, and beer. What else could we need?