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It’s not that I’m old, your music really does suck.
If it rains on a dream catcher, does that make it a wet dream catcher?
Make sure your goals are unattainable so you`ll feel a little better about giving up later
I pretend I don`t care but deep down I really still don`t care.
I won’t come to your party unless you have an animal I can spend the whole time hanging out with.
I Wonder what Facebook Employees do to waste time at work ?
GF: "You`re cute when you`re drunk" Me: "You`re cute when I`m drunk too"
I always push when I should pull. I have doorlexia.
Most problems can be solved with nudity.
I suffer from premature procrastination. It’s when you procrastinate before even receiving a task.
it`s friday o clock
Well, all I have to say is TGIF. (Post this on any day but Friday to get comments)
My ex was an absolute treasure and by treasure I mean you`ll need a shovel and map to find him.
Next on SportsCenter: Where is Tim Tebow watching the Super Bowl and how will that impact the game?
Facebook really needs a “pee on someone’s wall” option.