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There’s a wild side to EVERY innocent face.
I`ve actually have come to the conclusion that some of today`s youth may actually believe "laughing out loud" is actually spelled "lol"
So, I guess we’re just supposed to assume the number is 1-800-Ghostbusters?
I`m 28 years old, but in marriage years, I`m dead on the inside.
Ironically, Internet was made to save our time.
The whole purpose of vacationing is to make you appreciate knowing where the channels are at home.
Don´t believe all the rumours you hear about me, the truth is much worse.
that an iPhone 6+ in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
Agreeing to disagree is lame. Let’s agree to take turns slapping each other until one of us admits we were wrong.
Given how enormous the universe is, I assume there’s an alien out there who does a mocking impression of me. Screw you, alien.
Everyone loved Jack-in-the-box as kids. Now I`m older, I like mine in the bottle
Eww!!! Beer does NOT taste good on Cocoa Puffs! ..I`m switching back to my Fruit Loops! ;)
Shoplifting is just undocumented shopping.
Thanks for posting pics of what you had for dinner, the suspense was f*cking killing me.
Me: I must be out of my mind. Me: You and me both.