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Summer vacation: Where you drink triple, see double and act single.
Delete cookies? Why on Earth would I want to do that?! I LOVE COOKIES
Happy Hallogivemas!!!!!! It`s the time of year when the stores sell Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas stuff all on ONE aisle!
I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness, so I don’t intimidate you..
loves driving down the road and just waving at random people like you know them!:D
Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a "judgment free" zone...unless we`re talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week.
“I don’t know why people dislike jury duty. I think being able to play god with others’ lives sounds fun!” – How I got out of jury duty
No matter how old you are, If a little kid shoots you with a toy gun, you pretend to die.
I bet the guy that was looking forward to his next life and came back reincarnated as me is really disappointed.
The best thing about smartphones is that you don`t have to refold maps anymore.
"I want to be cuddled, but I want to be alone. Being crazy is hard." - WOMEN
Good neighbors do not put password on their wi-fi.
Hit the popcorn button on my microwave but none has appeared yet.
Spent 40 minutes on the treadmill this morning. Next time I might turn it on.
2015 and I still can`t believe it`s not butter!