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I drink my coffee out of a clear mug so people so where my tolerance level is at.
Remember years ago when we didn`t have facebook and we had to take pictures of our food and get the film developed at the chemist get all your friends round your house and show them what you have been eating ...the good old days
Told my kids next time I take their electronics away I`d also be responding to all texts they receive. They`ve been well behaved since.
can´t seem to find love. but its okay. I know exactly where the beer is.
Why does this membership application to the YMCA not have "The Village People" as an option for "How did you hear about us?"
Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don`t know. Inspirational statuses are hard.
The best curve on a girl is her smile ;) ... Lol just kidding!
That awkward moment when the majority of people think your status is stupid.
It`s not so much that I have to work that bothers me...oh wait, yes it is.
My ex warned me that I would never find a girl like her again....THANK GOD!
What idiot named it a mugshot instead of a cellfie?
I`m always amazed that when tragedy strikes how quickly people on Facebook become experts on the subject no matter what it is.
Gone insane. Be back Tuesday.
Unless my horoscope says, "You will dread going to work and will most likely masturbate," then it is a crock of sh*t.
That sound you hear when you already closed the cupboard & hear something fall -yeah, that’s the sound of someone else’s problem.