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Hey, somebody get ready to wake up the guy in Green Day.
If you don`t know where you are going, any road will get you there.
"You`re as crazy as your mother" is the last thing I remember saying before waking up in intensive care
No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch
If I could have anything in the world it would be to have the same finger prints as my enemy
Just realized I have more in common with Garfield than I have with most people
is a mystery you´ll never solve
Guys...dont mess up and buy her the wrong brand of vacuum cleaner for Valentines Day this year. Spend a little extra for a really good one ... Just tring to help.
Yeah I`m married, but get one thing straight,,, I do WHAT I want, WHEN I wanhjkjhgfd,, THIS IS SCOTT`S WIFE, HE HAS TO GO NOW, HE SAYS GOODNIGHT.
I hate when I accidentally eat everything in sight.
My 5yr old learned how to whistle if anyone’s looking for a new 5yr old.
Walmart does not have a dildo section. But it`s always fun to ask their employees if they do.
You seem to be very educated on the things you make up.
Women fall in love by what they hear. Men fall in love by what they see. That’s why most women wear makeup and most men lie.