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I don`t hate you, I`m just not necessarily excited about your existence.
Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.
Is the CEO of Kraft also known as The Big Cheese?
"I love Justin bieber" well I love McDonalds but you don`t see me making an account pretending to be a f*cking chicken nugget do you...
I thought I was having deja vu, but it turns out I do the exact same things every day.
Your boyfriend has long hair too. I sometimes have trouble figuring out who the girl is in the relationship.
Video games are cool because they let you experience fantastical power-fantasies. for example in The SIMS you have a job and a house.
Lazy Rule 47: If you spill water, it will eventually dry.
My girlfriend says I shouldn`t plan things so far in advance. Well, she`s not my girlfriend yet.
What kind of wine goes best with laundry?
I`m getting so many spam emails. “Grow Your Hair Back”…”Lose weight now” …”Enlarge your manhood”… Wait… these are from my wife.
Who ever said, "The customer is always right", clearly never worked with the public a day in their life.
Don`t you wish common sense would make a big comeback.
Society: Be yourself. Society: No not like that
Don´t you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that you really didn´t want to know? I hate that. Anyway, I gotta go poop.