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Ain’t no sandwich when she’s gone.
When you write misspelled backwards it`s misspelled.
Not to brag, but I can spend hours coming up with reasons not to do something that takes 5 minutes.
Life should be more like hockey. When someone pisses you off, you just beat the sh!t out of them then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes.
Does anyone know how much water I`m supposed to add to this baby powder, to make an infant?
looong and hard, yep thats my pencil.
"I like your tree`s earring." ... "That`s a tire swing."
Guys write songs about girls they love. Girls write songs about guys they have broken up with
A bunch of us are going out for pancakes when Facebook is over, if you want to come along.
I saw a lady with twins babies. One had a shirt that said ‘Copy’ the other ‘Paste’. That made my day.
I can cope with voices in my head but the voices outside my head drive me crazy.
I probably shouldn’t have driven home from the bar last night ... Especially as I walked there in the first place.
“Star Wars” fans are very upset that the story line of the upcoming new “Star Wars” movie has been leaked. Apparently the movie starts with R2-D2, Chewbacca, and Han
Naked and Afraid also describes the last time I spent a night at a Holiday Inn
Facebook stalking? BAH! In my day, we used to root through people`s garbage.