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The first rule of selfie club should be to clean your room.
Opposites attract, that’s the trouble with being awesome.
Drunk is when you feel sophisticated but can’t pronounce it.
I just made a voodoo doll of myself. Can someone take it to the gym?
Excessive consumption of alcohol seems like a good idea.
So many feelings today. Mostly hunger.
"Wow, you look good today!” is not a compliment if it comes with a genuinely surprised look.
I’m hopelessly addicted to placebos ..I’d give them up, but it’d make no difference.
An empty web browsing history is a sure sign of guilt.
When everything is coming your way ... You`re in the wrong lane.
I really like that machine at the gym where you put money into it and snacks come out.
I knew we were gonna be friends when you ran into that wall.
Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn`t make the cut.
You don`t even want to know the things I have done for a Klondike Bar...
The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not have brains is great news for stupid people.