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Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook?
Remember the bridge you drive over today was built by the lowest bidder.
If you see anything posted from me that involves something normal or appropriate, it is not me. I believe I`ve been hacked.
Wedding: The really expensive party taking place relatively 5-10 years before your divorce.
Some people post because they need attention and validation. Not me. (Thanks for reading this, the `Like` button is below)
If they really want to increase breast awareness, why not try a National Motorboat Day?
Not to brag, but I have completely mastered the right way to do everything wrong.
I really like ceilings,.. I guess you could call me a ceiling fan.
Just found out my birthday is the same day I was born... Life is crazy...
When someone calls you a bitch just say a bitch is a dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are nature and nature is beautiful. thanks for the compliment ;)
I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my family and friends expect that for free.
Note to self: Thanks for always being there.
I am not lazy, I`m on power saving mode
is ready to have one too many!
There’s no excuse for laziness.. but if you find one, let me know.