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If my smartphone was so smart, then why it can`t do my math homework
Is glad Christmas is near i sure need new coloring books and crayons ..
Dear Graduates: Congratulations on making it through the easiest part of your life!
Does anyone have the recipe for ice cubes? Asking for a friend.
I love you all so much right now because, well, alcohol.
Has anyone donated any money to ALS? All these ice bucket challenges I been seeing makes me think ... you all some cheap bastards
I sometimes ask myself, "What would Jesus do?", and then I think, Jesus wouldn`t be caught up in this sh*t.
I hate that feeling when you feel you wrote something good on facebook and then nobody likes your status. Depressing... :(
I miss the old days when street gangs asserted their dominance through aggressive hair combing.
Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is.
Why do we feel safe under blankets? It`s not like a murderer will come in thinking "I`m gonna ki..- ahh damn! He`s under a blanket
I saw a group of kids trying to put another kid into a dumpster. I had to step in, they couldn`t even lift him.
Only YOU, can prevent bathroom mirror pictures.
They should make a "How It`s Made" episode on how "How It`s Made" is made.
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.