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I don`t ever know where I`m at till I`m there
why earn money when it comes easier when you just ask
Sometimes I get road rage standing in lines.
How ignorant do I have to be before I start experiencing bliss?
Thank goodness I`m loud and obnoxious all the time, so my family can`t blame it on the alcohol.
I`m sorry I hurt your feelings. When I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew.
When I bust a move , it stays busted.
All I`m saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old...
If watching the big-screen TV with your pants off and a bag of Doritos is wrong, then they shouldn’t have couches at this Best Buy
Yes I admit I am a freak. Now, grab some whip cream, some feathers, handcuffs, blindfold, a whip and follow me into the kitchen.
People in glass houses can throw whatever they want. They live in a glass house, I`m not expecting them to be practical
Welcome to the obesessive-compulsive hotline... please press 1 repeatedly.
FACT: There’s always room for another cupcake.
Its so cold outside I might even post about it on Facebook
If you`re going to stalk me at least notice when I`m running low on toilet paper & change the roll.