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So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m
When you screw up, menopause can be a wonderful excuse for stupid things you do or say!!!
The scariest US president was Rushmore, because he had 4 heads
Law and Order is just Blue`s Clues for adults.
I don`t know if I`ve got some free time, or if I just forgot what the hell I`m supposed to be doing...
It`s not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
I`ve just seen an advert in my local newspaper. ACCOUNTANT NEEDED! $35,000 - $40,000 So I called them up and said, "The answer is -$5,000."
CANT TOUCH THIS!! Na na na na.
FYI, Target does not give prizes, no matter how many bullseyes you hit in the store with a paintball gun
Neighbors at it again. I do NOT want to know the words to "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus!
love me or leave me,,HEY!!! where is everybody going?
Trust is knowing you never have to look through their phone.
I’ve taken off my pants in most malls that I’ve been to.
A new study has found that men have a hard time reading women`s facial expressions. Main reason? They usually aren`t looking at her face.
Next on SportsCenter: Where is Tim Tebow watching the Super Bowl and how will that impact the game?