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3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
There is nothing more annoying than a couple who just got back from vacation.
I just made you think of an elephant
Now that my kids are getting older, I`m worried I`ll never have the opportunity to leave my wife for the nanny.
great minds and dirty minds have something in common, they think alike
I`m not lazy I just really enjoy doing nothing!!
My secret fantasy is to have two women at the same time, one cooking and one cleaning.
I don’t understand shark movies I mean just get out of the water.
Even if your not successful in life , You are guaranteed to get two certificates
The only trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance...
I don`t let my friends do stupid things... ALONE
Hey Monday+?+(???) +?+
7.1 billion people in the world. 0 willing to lower their standards and date me.
NO, I didn’t say you WERE stupid. I said, you ARE stupid. There is nothing past tense about it.
I would want to change my name to `Nobody` on Facebook. So when someone updates something stupid it says `Nobody likes this`