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I bet sex is great when I`m not the only one in the room.
I still know what you did last summer........... cos you posted it on facebook!
Dear Friday, I`m ready !!!
To the squirrel carrying the mushroom up a tree to his nest: you may want to eat that with your feet firmly on the ground, buddy.
Wednesday, you’d be a lot cooler if you were Friday night.
How about putting that screaming kid on vibrate
Sometimes to much to drink is never enough
I spent 2 hours cleaning this kitchen. Mess it up and I will cut you! ... Love MOM
If kids are so wonderful why do you have to pay people to watch them?
It`s so cute how you can throw balls right at kids faces in the Chuck E Cheese ball pit and they think you`re just playing.
I`m at my neighbor`s house having the most delicious dinner. Hope I finish before they get home!
Is it bad when I’m talking to myself and I’m not even listening?
I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes.
Typical: you have nothing to wear for a party and suddenly the rabbits, the birds and the mice begin to sew you a dress
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