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My password is SupermanHulkThorGoku, that`s the strongest password I can think of.
Superman and Batman probably had a lot of "capes in the toilet water" accidents when they went to take a dump.
Oops is farting in the elevator and thinking it would be silent.
A guy outside the grocery store asked me if I had a few seconds to save the environment. I told him, I feel like it would take longer than that
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
If kindness really kills, you`ll always be completely safe around me.
So, when people say "LOLZ", does that mean they laughed themselves to sleep?
Looking back, it was a good thing I was too wasted to fire up the chainsaw.
Day six of my push-up challenge. So far, I`ve eaten 107 push-up pops.
When I was a kid, I told my parents I was going to make something of myself. I think they are getting impatient.
Have you ever ate something so good that you do a little happy dance while your eating it?
It makes me sad that the closest I`ll ever get to `hulking out` is splitting my trousers when I bend over.
My car is equipped with the best anti-theft device. I call it "No air conditioning".
I wish there was a room where we could go and see all the stuff we have ever lost.
I hate it when old people poke you at weddings and say you`re next. So I`ve started poking them at funerals