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“I don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet.
Vodka is just amazing water.
What happens on online stays online, forever and ever.
I hate that I have to put on clothes to participate in society.
What do you mean this posting of the BBQ ribs you made is not an invite?
I don`t know if getting everything I want would make me happy, but the opposite is not working at all.
Settle down joggers at red lights, settle down.
If you`ve had cats, the singles virus may already be inside you.
I got food poisoning today. I don’t know when I’ll use it though.
I`m under the weather today, also so is everyone else, that`s how weather works.
Just because I don’t like you doesn’t mean I don’t want you to like me.- Most Girls
Why is it called Boob Sweat and not Humiditties?
I`m 99% sure you think I`m weird. And I`m 100% sure I don`t care.
If i had a dollar for everytime i was thinking about you, i would start thinking about you.
Facebook is a lot like a fridge. When you`re bored you keep opening and closing it every couple of minutes to see if there`s anything good, but nothing ever changes :b