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Jerry: Tom, you are a genius!.. Tom: Yeah, I am called that a lot... Jerry: What? Genius?... Tom: No, `Tom`
A penny for your thoughts. Five bucks if they`re dirty.
I thought my name was "Stop encouraging him" until I was 11.
I didn`t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
I`m curious: Do girls shake the gasoline nozzle when they`re taking it out of their cars too?
You are here: X
I hate it when a dog starts barking and then every other dog nearby retweets him.
Go ahead caller 9!!
Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
You think you have problems, I used a toothpick to get a toothpick out of my teeth this morning.
I`m a big advocate of the `You started it` method of defense in an argument.
"Has anybody ever seen a chicken fly? No? Good, there`s nothing wrong with ya"
Donald Duck, saying screw you to pants since 1934.
My bedroom is perfect for a one night stand, but there’s no room for two night stands.
I know my limits. I don’t pay any attention to them, but I know them