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Worry: a waste of imagination.
I`m having fruit salad for dinner, well, it`s mostly grapes...crushed grapes ...ok, it`s wine, I`m having wine!
Pet stores should post "Chameleon" on empty reptile cages just to see how long people would stand and look.
I fail to understand the ‘good’ part of ‘good morning’
You had me at "I hate that b!tch too".
I was going to do some spring cleaning, but the snow has ruined it for me.
There is a method to my madness….and as soon as I figure out what the hell it is, I’m gonna be friggin’ unstoppable
I`d like to give a shoutout to all the people who are going through an identity crisis, you know who you are... I think.
No, I don`t need a Fitbit. I can count to 45 by myself.
Exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors. - Jehovah`s Fitness.
I don`t need drugs to have a good time, I need them to focus, avoid depression, endure winter, fall asleep, and controll my high blood pressure
The closest I`ve come to camping was that one time when I fell asleep in the bushes outside your window with my camera.
Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I`m the proud owner of aisle 7.
Turns out a crash diet doesn`t mean having vodka with every meal and falling down the stairs!
"Estimated Time of Arrival" on the GPS. Challenge accepted!