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I downloaded this app called "Hide & Go Seek". Ever since then I cant find my damn phone.
+ if you wish you could record your dreams.
My wife gives me the speaking treatment.
A golden rule to live by: Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics!
I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.
If I could get a firm grip on reality...I`d probably choke it.
I`m at my best mathematically when I wake up before the time my alarm is set for
Some days the problem is I care too much... Today was not one of those days...
Why can`t everyday be football Sunday?
With so many things coming back in style, I can`t wait until morals and intelligence become a trend again.
The Teen Choice Awards air last tonight if you want to see a great reminder of why kids aren`t allowed to vote.
who`s smart idea wus it to name a monkey Donkey Kong??
If you don`t do stupid sh!t while you`re young, you`ll have nothing to talk about later in life while sitting at the bar.
"Shit ton" is my favorite unit of measurement.
I smile because your my daughter. I laugh because there`s nothing you can do about it. ;)