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If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
I don`t care if you`re here to murder me - we take our shoes off in this house.
yo fellas how did that "wow" comment you left on that girls facebook picture play out
Scientists are dumb. A meteor didn`t kill the dinosaurs. I`ve been to the museum. It`s obvious they starved to death.
Male or female, no one f*cks with you if you put your lipstick on like The Joker.
Sometimes not being in control is the most awesome feeling in the world.
You don’t realize how many people you hate until you have to name a baby or a dog...
I`d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot.
If your buttcrack is showing out of your pants. I will drop change in it and make a wish.
The closest I`ve come to camping was that one time when I fell asleep in the bushes outside your window with my camera.
I may be stupid but im also dumb! :D
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody`s there to appreciate it.
If booze isn`t the answer, then your question sucks.
If you love something, feed it so much that it get’s too fat for anyone else to want.