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One man`s sarcastic answer, is another man`s stupid question
Beer is good, but beers are better.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn`t want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat...
Keep calm and pretend today isn’t Monday.
You really can`t say your laundry is done unless you are completely naked
Ugly is such an ugly word. If I must describe an ugly person I´d prefer to use the term "handsomely-challenged"
Well ... here I am ... cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!
"I don`t see color." - A person who shouldn`t eat snow.
Eww!!! Beer does NOT taste good on Cocoa Puffs! ..I`m switching back to my Fruit Loops! ;)
my doctor says I have the body of a 20 year old, the mind of a 30 year old and the wisdom of a someone twice my age, to which my husband asked " What did he say about your fat ass?" I said to my husband, "Oh , the doctor didn`t say anything about you dear!".
I worry about people who write "taken" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them and why aren`t we helping to find them?
Learned a lesson from my dog tonight ... No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that sh1t and move on.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so that I could slap 8 people at once.
You never know how many people you dislike until you have to name your child.