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We got about 5-6 inches of snow here in the last 24 hrs, or, according to men, we got 8 inches.
Wanted: Someone to hand feed me Cheetos so my fingers don`t get orange..... P.S. No weirdos.
Don`t judge if you don`t know me. Unless you`re making my pizza & you say "This guy looks like he wants extra cheese" then please do..
Checklist: Poke People ? Delete People ? Block People ? Send Friend Requests ? Accept Friend Requests ? Ignore Chats ? Make Stupid Photoshop Pics With My Face ?....Morning chores all done.
Some people should use a glue stick instead of a chap stick.
I’m still waiting for the episode of Storage Wars where there’s a homeless guy living in the unit.
I’ve never had angry sex. I’m always happy and quite surprised that it is actually happening.
"Three blind mice" is probably the most popular nursery rhyme about animal cruelty
DRINK BEER SAVE WATER..www.godrunk.com
I don`t like country music, but I don`t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means `put down`.
If the world dosen`t end on the 21st, I sure do have a lot of MREs to gift wrap.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can´t remember the other two.
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was ugly, I`d be broke as hell because I`m a sexy beast!!
I`m a compulsive liar. Every thing I say is a lie. And that`s the truth.
Instead of spending $2,000 on a purse, some of you ladies should use the money for therapy sessions.