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The real problem with this generation is that the cartoons suck.
Someday, I hope to be so rich that I`ll never be happy again.
People that walk behind cars get exhausted
Last year in college football Alabama beat Arkansas, Tennessee, and Auburn. Those teams coaches all resigned. Any chance of Alabama playing agsinst the White House this year?
The best part about living by myself is not having to explain why i fell asleep on the kitchen counter… naked… again..
No pornhub I do not want to share this video with my friends & family on Facebook
If at first you don´t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere.
Hey Guys! I havent seen you since last year!(;
Ya .... That Supermoon was OK ..... But I was quite disappointed when I realized it didn`t even have a cape.
I bet the guy at the urinal next to me is now rethinking his decision to wear flip flops today.
I`ve come to the point where I don`t even procrastinate anymore ... I just don`t do it.
Fun Game: Walk down a hallway with both arms outstretched to the walls while shouting, "Hug me or turn around!!!"
I`m disgusted by the thought of people updating their status while sitting on the toilet like I am right now.
YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME is not a good thing to say to your boss.