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I wonder if "Sober Me" knows that "Drunk Me" can Breakdance?
Immature >>> A word boring people use to describe fun people..
I`m getting really tired of being really tired of stuff.
"My name is Robert and I support apples." -- Bob for apples
If it looks like a pig and walks like a pig, do me a favor & tell my ex girlfriend I said hello.
I will be back in 5 minutes, if I am not then please read this again! :D
Today my role will be played by an overworked, under caffeinated, sarcastic, unstable, asshole. Consider this my disclaimer for the day.
For those of you who know nothing about pleasing a woman... the G spot is located at the end of the word "shopping".....js
I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again: it before
Going to Walmart with my mom and kids is a great way to test if the Xanax is working!
Sometimes I zone out and forget what Iām supposed to be doing, and then I remember and take a drink of my beer.
One time I exaggerated so hard that I died.
If it`s alcoholic anonymous. Why do the members stand up an in-troduce them selves?
At least a stalker is there for you.