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Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.
A cash bar on parent-teacher conference nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.
I believe pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens
Corduroy pillows?... They`re making headlines!....
The way my kids act at Walmart, it`s just a matter of time before the security camera footage is a hit reality show!
A night of insomnia is usually followed by a morning of browser history clearing
I`m such a thrill seeker, when I see a ‘Caution, Wet Floor’ sign, I walk faster...
was on the treadmill for over an hour and I must say it is much easier with roller blades
I don`t understand when people say `age is just a number`... Age is clearly a word.
We must STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under!
Last time I saw jugs that big, 2 hillbillies were blowing on them.
Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything.
If you recieve something that says,”Send it to all your friends” , then please don`t consider me as your friend.
I`ll never join one of those dating sites. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way. By alcohol & bad decisions.
Facebook stalking? BAH! In my day, we used to root through people`s garbage.