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A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant.
I’ve never considered myself much of a conspiracy theorist. Then I discovered the letters in Frito Lay could be rearranged to spell Oily Fart- Coincidence?… I think not!!!
Ahhhh, bad credit…the best identity theft protection.
I have an irrational fear of speedbumps… but, I’m slowly getting over it.
Gray hair is the human body`s equivalent of low toner.
Dear Alcohol, Will you be my valentine? ?
If my company really wanted us to move during a fire drill, they`d lose the alarm and just announce that there`s free food by the stairs.
There’s no “I” in team and coincidentally none in "Go f*ck yourself" either.
Sometimes bigger is just heavier
Its amazing how many people respond to "Hey Dumba$$!"
I don`t know about you....but I have thought about running away from home way more as an adult than I ever did as a kid.
I`m no expert, but I`m pretty sure a lot of economic problems could be solved by extending the McDonald`s breakfast menu back out to 11am.
No matter how many lives you have in Candy Crush, you’ll still never get your own back.
So people buy cookie dough and bake it?.... What the hell?
My facebook has been rated PG for Poor Guy