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Perhaps Nicki Minaj just lost a series of bets.
BEER! The official sponsor of hot days!
why does that idiot Charlie Sheen keep winning, and a good person like me keeps losing?
Sometimes “Girl`s night out” means she has just taken her bra off
I`m a wealth of knowledge ... Unless you want it to be true, then I`m pretty solid on about 6 topics ... 2 of those might just be Doritos flavors
Don`t cry because it`s over. Smile because your fingerprints aren`t in the database.
Sad Fact- Boobie traps seldom involve boobies.
The problem with diets is pizza.
Sorry for whatever I said when I was hungry.
Debate?.....isn`t that what you use to catch "The Fish" ?
You can tell a man`s age by how close their socks are to their knees.
Remember before we met? I miss those days.
The more I know, the more I forget! The more I forget the less I know! The less I know, the less I forget! The less I forget, the more I know!!!
I just googled Magnum condoms and I swear I could hear Siri laughing.
If anybody in North America needs a napkin, hit me up. I should have enough in my car’s glovebox for each of you.