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Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
says, I am not an alcoholic. I am a social drinker. Problem is, I socialize too much!
I love my toilet. We`ve been through alot of sh!t together.
I wish my GPA looked like the gas prices right now...
Not sure why my wife is only mad at me, our 4 year old forgot her birthday too.
wishes life would hand me lemons especially today.. that way I`d have something to throw at the people that are pissing me off
Think you`re going crazy? When you get there, look for me and I`ll show you around.
I`m not sure but I think the family from Honey Boo Boo is just a family of bears that were shaved down and shown how to sh!t indoors.
I’ve decided to get rid of my bad habits…just as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
Free middle fingers for everyone!!!
is without a doubt, the most popular and best looking person using this laptop.
I saw Tom Hanks and asked for his autograph. He abbreviated it, and it just said "Thanks"
Every Girls Night Out has at least one crier.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but i turned myself around and THAT`S what it`s all about
She caught my iphone before it hit the ground... She`s definitely my screensaver