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The best moments in life are the ones you don`t tell anyone about.
Do gun manuals have Trouble Shooting sections?
Hump Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Halloween always exposes my weakness for Milk Duds, I am powerless. Tomorrow I will attend MDA, Milk Duds Anonymous
"mommy watch this!" is the toddler equivalent of "hold my beer and watch this"
Just in case you are wondering ... I did not go to Jared.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are at things, but I laugh more.
My son asked what he should say if a bully said to give him his lunch money. I said tell him you left it on his moms nightstand.
My life may be a mess but at least I didn`t make a harlem shake video.
If your single and you know it…Pet your cat!
I can make your gf scream louder than you can. - Spider
What do you mean I should be more productive? Do you think this cocktail made itself?
When I wake up at night, I reach out to you, I love you not for what you look like, I love you for what you have inside - Me to my fridge
If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
if your dirty, your dirty... you cant fix it