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People need to stop putting flyers on my car. I don`t want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse"
It`s funny to watch all these people Bumping Up their own posts.
You have got to have worse hand-eye coordination than a lama on crack
I have just one thing to ask you people who say the memory is the first thing to go: What did I come in here for?
Imagine taking your girlfriend to your friends house for the 1st time, and her phone automatically connects to his password protected wifi.
I ordered some bubble wrap online. It arrived in a box surrounded by packing peanuts.
"With a stroke of a pen your name can live on forever in a quote!... Unknown,
Do you ever wake up and kiss someone next to you and appreciate being alive? I did this and was chased out of the bus
Really offended that these microwave instructions told me to turn my burrito over gently like I don`t treat every burrito with the utmost respect
I used to question how much information was too much information. Joined Facebook, It`s much clearer now
In Canada, she`s Kilometery Cyrus.
Show some cleavage on bad hair days.
It looks like bathroom tai chi but it`s me trying to trigger the automatic paper towel dispenser.
Abstinence makes the arm grow stronger ... at least one of them anyway.
Sometimes my mind wanders, other times it leaves completly. ;)