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You poor thing. You don`t even realize you`re batsh!t crazy, do you?
I was visited by three spirits last night, Vodka, Rum And Gin. . .
If I could trade places with anyone for a day it would have to be on the day I die. I wouldn`t want to be me on that day.
My last post deserves WAY more likes than that....let`s go people....chop chop!
Who`s further now, the Energizer Bunny or Voyager 1?
Thought of the day! Calling me a crazy bitch will only encourage me to prove you right...
I`ve never had a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.
Things that keep me awake # 408...How do Amish girls know if it’s a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?
May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
According to customer service I can not bring sexy back... Without the receipt, apparently.
What`s the hold up on making extremely heavy shoes for toddlers so they can`t run around so much?
Facebook should have an "I`ve seen enough" button.
My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It`s called lunch.
Is it ok to ask a very pregnant librarian if she`s overdue?
It`s nice that my vacuum has a headlight just in case I want to clean in the dark or wake my dog up thinking he`s getting hit by a train.