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It`s not a real relationship until their zip code is in your Weather Channel app.
Goodnight friends, strangers, pervs, weirdos and a$$holes, and anybody else I left out.
I miss being the age when I thought I would have my sh!t together by the age I am now.
My phone just changed, `calendar` to `cake radar` and now I really wish I had that.
This post is just for you.
Sometimes I`ll catch my reflection in a mirror and I`ll be like, "oh no, that can`t be right."
Thank God you`ve updated your status to "Finished lunch" after you first posted "Going to lunch" I really couldn`t tolerate more suspense.
I go both ways. I like hard AND soft tacos.
Working on my 32 point plan to be more spontaneous. Any suggestions?
It’s only Wednesday and I’m 95% done with this week.
Wait, carjacking doesn`t mean masturbating in my vehicle? Then no, I didn`t get arrested for carjacking.
I read Facebook for the pictures.
Why does no one ever talk about where a bear pees?
How many servings of fruit are in a fruit roll up? I`m trying to take my diet seriously now.
If you come up to my bedroom door and find a sock on the knob it means I`m having sex ... Probably with the other sock.