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I wonder what "don`t touch" is in Braille.
Do people who run know that we’re not food anymore.
Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown it’s all panic and screaming.
Guys... If the girl your getting down with doesn`t even have time to fake an orgasm..... It`s prob best you just make your sandwich
Wanted: Magic hat for a snowman
You`re so dumb you have to get naked to count to 21.
So far my Christmas shopping has involved buying myself presents, so I`d say it`s been a success.
According to the U.S. Census Bureau: 190,374 people are having sex right now, 212,130 are kissing, and 1 poor person is reading this post. You hang in there!
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
If things always went according to a plan…. life wouldn’t be interesting.
I love arguing with you so much, I`ll bring a Ouija board to your funeral.
When wearing a logo or clever t-shirt, make sure your rack looks good. No one likes reading stuff on a lumpy, wavy surface. You too, ladies.
Hey guys,,, Which sounds better: No longer rabid?, Or rabies free since 2003?........ I`m trying to update my e-harmony profile
When I was a kid, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".
The baby gets furious when I try to undress him. Must get that from his mother.