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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
Why is it when you go to get your drivers license photo, they tell you to smile. Your not smiling when the police pull you over.
I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th, because I know how to reduce fractions unlik the rest of you morons.
I decided I`m going to be poor... Its Cheaper :)
Dear alcohol we had a deal where you were supposed to make me cool, sexy, charming and a great dancer........I seen a video......we need to talk.
We live in a society that`s the most knowledgeable about a zombie apocalypse, but the most likely to be eaten while staring at our phones.
SPOILER ALERT for "Finding Bigfoot" TV show - they don`t find him. Again.
Mall kiosk employees are basically human pop up ads.
I once ran a Half Marathon. Well, I say that because it sounds better than saying I collapsed and almost died halfway through a Full Marathon.
I think I have 10 inches of Global Warming on my driveway.
Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.
Dear Fox news,I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, disappointed viewer.
You know you drank too much last night when you have to use google maps to locate yourself the next morning.
You know you’re a mom, when someone says they have a stomach ache and you ask if they pooped today.
Facebook really needs a “pee on someone’s wall” option.