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What´s the difference between light and hard? You can go to bed with a light on.
When I said make yourself at home, I meant go wash my dishes.
Three things I’m thankful for this time of year: Family, Friends, and Caller ID to avoid family and friends
Never do I feel as lazy and rude as when someone else in the room is vacuuming.
When a bird bangs into your window, do you wonder if God is playing angry birds
Sadly, I don`t think anyone has Wang Chunged once tonight... :(
There should be an energy drink named 6 AM child
"Latte" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.
Coffee gives me the illusion I`m actually awake
Nothing makes me more nervous than getting FB msg saying, “You’ve been tagged in a photo” after a crazy weekend.
If I was just learning English and you told me a sport called BOXING takes place in a SQUARE area called a RING, I`d probably give up.
Ugh, stalkers are horrible. You`d think someone could`ve let me know I was out of toilet paper.
Hey Russia, you spelled Sushi wrong.
You`re the reason why I wake up every morning... Just kidding, I have to go to work.