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If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...
This idiot from Apple reckons that the "Temperature, iPhone needs to cool down" warning message has nothing to do with all my hot selfies
Pretty much always 3-5 seconds away from just laying down wherever I am.
If Apple really want to introduce something new and "innovative" they should just release a longer charger.
Humans claim to be the superior species, but a penguin can use its own body as a toboggan so who`s the real winner?
If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
So bored at work I can`t even think of something to goggle
Why do cops get mad when other cops have jurisdiction over a case? I`d be like cool I`m going home to eat.
I`m no different than any other bachelor. I put my pants on one leg at a time and clean the house once every new girlfriend.
Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild
Iām moving to Africa. Apparently there I can eat for 12 cents a day.
Iam not as THINK as you DRUNK iam!!
I like people the most when I`m by myself.
A guy had his whole left side torn off, the doctor said he`s all right.
Most days I think I understand women, but then the alcohol wears off.