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I`ve decided to go my own way and think "inside the box" to be different ... Wow its dark in here!
www.amish.com. How did this happen?
I take a large amount of pride in always being prepared for a nap.
Wow.. I didn`t know spandex could hold that much.
Stop asking why I’m still single. I don’t ask how you’re still married.
I can only please one person a day...and today is not your day!
I`m getting sick of seeing all these lyric status`s, it reminds me of somebody that I used to know.
Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb.
My boyfriend is being so nice to me since I showed him how easy it was to remove blood from carpeting...
We`re shutdown, but not `stop collecting taxes` shutdown. - the government
It won`t be the alcohol or cigarettes that kill me. It will be my inability to know when I should or shouldn`t laugh at something.
Here`s an idea...Duck Dynasty Chia Pets
You`ll all be sorry when I figure out how to breathe fire.
Join us in calling for a total ban of people. They are extremely dangerous. If you know any people, report them at once to the authorities.
It`s time to take the next big step in my relationship by popping the question to my girlfriend ....will you get me a beer :) (<>..<>)