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Your life must really suck when no one even likes the catfish version of you.
If you`re going to be a smartass, you must first be smart. Otherwise, you`re just an ass.
In today`s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
If your man is reluctant to talk about his feelings, it’s probably because you haven’t told him what they are yet.
I can`t believe the music that kids listen to now-a-days! What ever happened to wholesome music like "Push It" and "Me So Horny"?
It`s weird how after they couldn`t put Humpty Dumpty back together the King`s men were like "Let`s give the horses a shot at it"
Don`t cry because it`s over, smile because you have incriminating evidence.
If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, there is no question. I would want them to be alive.
A chain lock on a door is just there to annoy the person who is breaking in to kill you, right?
When people say "To be honest...", it means that up to that point they`ve been lying.
I believe in sharing the road with other drivers. They can have the part behind me.
i got a dig bick..........how many read that wrong
The greatest fear is NOT fear itself. It’s dropping your phone in a port-a-potty!
If you enjoy being the 10,000th person to put your thumb into a hole, then bowling is for you.
If you are the one who stole my computer yesterday, please disregard the folder labeled, "Nature photographs." Thanks.