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Sometimes I just go to work for the free internet.
20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the “bad part of town,” meaning there was no 4G in that area.
I have every episode of Hoarders saved on DVD.
Do not drink and drive.. because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault !!
You can`t always control who walks in to your life but you can control which window to throw them out.
Big shout-out to slugs! Those little guys are out there everyday, doing all the same stuff as snails but without helmets.
Blood moon, shooting stars....I gotta move to a safer galaxy
Life Lesson: Never ever, ever do anything you wouldn`t want to explain to a nurse in a busy ER.
Money went much further in the 1980s when you could peel the price stickers off milk cartons and stick them on anything you needed
I want to sleep tighter
Good news: I learned how to build a fire. Bad news: I need a new toaster oven.
Marry someone who can cook. Love fades, hunger doesn`t.
My stove top knob reads, LO | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 10 | HI......so what is Med-High, Medium Low?...They just need to lay it out for me in numbers! Like "set stove top to 8." no wait, 9.? Food manufacturerers and stove manufactuerers need to get toghether on this! So let me see,..... (me thinking)....if ten is high...5 is medium that means 7.5..... WAIT!.....low would be 0 so HI would be 12???....WTF!!! forget about simmer!........HEY KIDS! WHO WANTS PIZZA!
If your bf/gf tries to start a fight with you just say, "Please. Not during Toyotathon."
Do you ever get the feeling that you`re being watched? Because if it`s bothering you, I`ll stop.