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A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling.
Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude.
Sometimes I think, "Screw this, I will just be a stripper." Then I remember I am fat and I can`t dance.
It`s all good and well until the fecal matter impacts the electric powered air current generation device.....
Just convinced my Mom she won`t get Wolf of Wall Street if she doesn`t see Teen Wolf first.
Haters gunna hate,potatoes gunna patate!!
Apparently this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog. My bad, dude. My bad.
I puked in the backseat of my friend`s brand new Mustang in the Fall of 1989. There wasn`t any social networking back then, so I`m telling you all now...
My name is Fred and I`m a survivor. If you are out there..if anyone is out there. I can provide food/shelter..Anybody please....U are not alone....
Pretending I`m a pleasent person all day is exhausting
So I wanted to publicly apologize for not doing the ice bucket challenge for everyone that nominated me. I don`t give money to charity, unless she is on stage B at 11:30.
It takes so much self control for me not to write, "you sure about that?" under Facebook engagement announcements.
If women kept their feelings to themselves would they explode? Guess we`ll never know.
NO, I didn’t say you WERE stupid. I said, you ARE stupid. There is nothing past tense about it.
Sometimes.. late at night... I fill my bathtub with tomato sauce and pretend I am a meatball.