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Racism, sexism and homophobia make no sense when there are so many perfectly good stupid people to hate.
Just once, I would like to see a person on a daytime talk show say, "dad was a good parent...mom was a good parent...the problem is me, I`m just a sh!thead."
Instead of torturing people for getting information, why don’t they just get them really drunk?
Things were said. Feelings were hurt. Your car was set on fire. My point is you’re wrong & Raphael isn’t the best Ninja Turtle. Get over it.
You know you are paranoid when you think this joke is about you.
Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.
It’s interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering
You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I don`t really like the idea that James Franco might be in my grandkids` history textbooks.
I feel like I have not told enough people lately to kiss my mother f*cking a$$.
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Wanna ruin a girl’s day? Respond to her next text with “Who is this?”
You lost your phone and it`s on silent? Too bad. If you liked it then you should`ve put a ring on it.
I’m not single and I’m not committed… I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves…
I just want to be rich enough to pay people to not talk to me.