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*wants to travel the world but has like 3 dollars*
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing off everyone is fun and easy.
I always stop to help women broke down. I don`t know sh!t about cars, but I do know how a good porno starts off!
I gotta ask you a sirius question....do you know the muffen man
Damn your Hott!...........................Freaking Sun! lmao =P
I`ve been struggling with my laziness. I can`t decide if I should sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing.
I can`t be trusted with your alphabet magnets.
If you don`t give a f*ck then why you telling everybody?
I wish more people would give me the silent treatment.
I’m quite confident that the reason I’m single is because I didn’t forward that chain letter in 2003.
Too bored to do nothing. Too lazy to do anything.
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this...
Some people walk into your life and leave footprints on your heart. Some people walk into life and make you want to leave footprints on their face
My own personal hell sounds great, actually