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Legally,It´s questionable. Morally,It´s disgusting. Personally,I like it.
Being rich doesn`t equal happiness but i`d rather cry in a ferrari
I`ll be thankful when this thankful month is over.
I’m just like everyone else: I put my straight jacket on one buckle at a time.
It`s a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
Playing dead on the couch all day in case a bear attacks. That`s not lazy, that`s proactive.
A graham cracker is just a white dude selling coke in the ghetto.
Funerals are so depressing, when I die I want to be fed to a shark or something cool.
Today is "find your active cavity at 50% off" day at your local store.
When is National Slap a Co-worker Day? ... Please say tomorrow
About to check Facebook? Let me save you some time. One of your friends has updated their cover photo to a picture of the beach.
Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don`t want to look like a dork.
The problem with coffee is trying to make it when you haven`t had any yet.
All this time I thought Bi-Polar was big white bear with no sexual preference.
To any ex-military that live on my street I apologize for whatever messages we may be sending, 2yo has discovered light switches