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The only Spanish phrase you need to learn is, "I know you guys are talkin sh*t about me."
E-Cigs. The great taste of water vapor, the cool look of blowing a flashlight.
my friends status was "standing on the edge of a cliff" ... so I poked him
Hey, does anyone know which side you`re supposed to wear your fanny pack on? I want to really nail this job interview tomorrow.
If animals spoke our language we`d be in their debt because they`d have some seriously incriminating dirt on all of us.
I love how my calendar assumes when I add a 8:00 event, it’s AM. Google thinks I’ve got my life together.
I just went into an AOL chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.
My body is by no means a temple but it can be one heck of a amusement park ride...
heyy lol
I`ve decided that from now on I`m going to answer every question like a presidential candidate. It`s kind of fun...
"Dean, what are you doing this weekend?"
"That`s a great question -- and an important one. And I WILL do something this weekend. But let me take a step back, and answer a broader question. What are we ALL doing this weekend? As a nation? As a world? This weekend, I will do something comprehensive and robust, yet fun. We all should."
"But what are you doing?"
"What I`m g
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I like women.
This strip mall certainly is misleading And I probably should put my clothes back on now.
Apparently when your girlfriend says "f*ck that bitch", you`re not supposed to take her seriously.
Save water, shower together.
I`m one of the nicest a$$holes you could ever hope to meet.