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For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
I’m glad you’re learning to laugh at yourself. That was kind of getting awkward for the rest of us.
Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but your on Facebook again.
The only yoga stretch I’ve perfected is the yawn.
Meal prepping is basically eating a week`s worth of leftovers from a meal that never happened.
A German boy pushed his brother off a cliff. He then turned to his mother and said "Look Mom! No Hans!"
If your girl sets her Facebook relationship status to “Widowed”, it’s time to pack a suitcase as fast as possible.
Helped my kid pick out a "famous past explorer" for a class assignment. Hope no one else in her class picks Internet Explorer 6.
"My place is a mess" - Every girl, ever.... "Well in that case, I`m not coming in" - No guy, ever
I’ll need a weekend to recover from this weekend.
I wish people would stop judging me before they find out how much of an a$$hole I actually am.
Go to police station 2. Say a gang mugged you 3. Describe your own relatives to police sketch artist 4. Claim free family portrait
Thanks for posting pics of what you had for dinner, the suspense was f*cking killing me.
I was just told that I over-analyze things. I need a couple of days to think about that before deciding if I should be offended.
Of course I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.